Quit Staring At Me Like A Piece Of Meat!
(at least buy me a drink)
Always getting stared at? Not getting stared at enough?? Empower yourself with this eyechart by Crocktees. It will give men something to focus on... because we all know they need direction.
Want to spell a few more things out? You might also like the "It takes more than a dick and a sportscar to be a man" from Crocktees. Check it out and more in Humor section!